she's a cotton-candy cadillac driven by abraham lincoln with a beard made out of diamonds

Ah. Ten minutes of work left. And Monday is the Xmas Breakfast. I am bringing Crockpot oatmeal. It is going to be awesome. Loverly, loverly.

Tonight is a housewarming. Saturday is Andrea's birthday tamale-party. Sunday is Ornaments II: The Revenge.

Hot Christmas! I am in the Xmas mood today.

My sister is here to pick me up. I feel good.

Bye, suckers!

hot christmas!

Last night was Part 1 of the ornament party and it was completely awesome. We made some really sweet construction-paper ornaments and watched A Christmas Story and drank eggnog and this wintertime beer called Ebenezer. It was awesomesauce and funtimes.

Part 2 will be on Sunday. I am excited to make more. Yay.

Xmas is next week, kittens. Isn't that fucked? (I say "Xmas" instead of "Christmas" because on at least two separate occasions I saw or heard something about "Put the Christ back in Christmas," or "In Christmas, Christ comes first," or some such bullshit. Fuck that. It's Xmas, now.)

I hope your hearts are filled with Xmas joy. I know mine is. I have a heart on for Xmas.

And I will continue to call it Xmas until I forget and call it Christmas. It really is not that big of a deal. Still, though. Let's all try and take the "Christ" out of Christmas.

ornament party

Tonight is the ornament party!

And I only have 30 min. of work left. Then I will be off to Target for supplies and then on to Krys' for the ornamentstravaganza!!!

I am so excited.

Yay!