august 7

Important births:

Alonso de Ercilla y Zúñiga, 1533

Elizabeth Báthory, 1560

Emil Nolde, 1867

Mata Hari, 1876

Louis Leakey, 1903

Albert Kotin, 1907

Garrison Keillor, 1942

Charlize Theron, 1975

Natalie, 1983

pineapple sword

At the Brazilian steakhouse they bring you meats on a giant skewer! And they keep bringing meat until you tell them to stop. And they had roasted pineapple. It was delicious. And. They have my favorite cake ever in the world, tres leches cake!

The restaurant is called The Gaucho. It's on 61st and Sheridan. It is phenomenal. If you love meats including, but not limited to meats wrapped in bacon, you should try it.

Seriously, though, tres leches cake is the best cake ever.

p.s. HAPPY BIRTHDAY DAVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

she's a cotton-candy cadillac driven by abraham lincoln with a beard made out of diamonds

Ah. Ten minutes of work left. And Monday is the Xmas Breakfast. I am bringing Crockpot oatmeal. It is going to be awesome. Loverly, loverly.

Tonight is a housewarming. Saturday is Andrea's birthday tamale-party. Sunday is Ornaments II: The Revenge.

Hot Christmas! I am in the Xmas mood today.

My sister is here to pick me up. I feel good.

Bye, suckers!