Monday, May 18, 2009

hilariously misguided


My aunt, god bless her, ever looking out for my immortal soul, left this piece of paper by my computer last night when I wasn't looking. It has a url on it: www.exwitch.com. I believe she's operating on the assumption that my religious views now are the same as they were 10 years ago, which they are definitely not. I find it quite funny. Even if I were still a fruity pagan instead of a disenchanted agnostic/dare-god-to-exist deist, it's just a total miss. But oh how she means well.

It's not her fault, really. She rebelled against her Catholic upbringing just like I did, only in a very different way. She is a super-Baptist missionary person, which is great for her. Something about China fits with her personality.

I'll give her props for trying, I guess. And being a sneaky shit about it.

Oh, the fam, and the complicated love I have for them. Le sigh. That's just how it goes.

p.s. I still think her "missionary work" is just a cover for the brothel she runs. (Not really. But it's terribly hilarious to think about.) Madame Elaine. Hahaha.

1 comment:

Krysalis said...

now i picture madame elaine's brothel to be full of chinese witches (or former witches).