all the pussy

Sarah Silverman's plan to sell the Vatican to feed the entire world.

It's captioned. Enjoy.

my new favorite song

This Party Just Took a Turn for the Douche
by Garfunkel and Oates
(captioned for your pleasure)



This song cracks me up. And these two girls are totally adorable. They have a song about gay marriage/duck sex which is pretty hilarious. Here is their website: garfunkelandoates.com.

I think I might be in love with them.

p.s. Favorite line: "Gonna pop my collar like Limbaugh pops oxy."

desi wok

oh deer

So while Andrea was googling "deer necklace" this afternoon we found the following pictures:



The latter is aptly named "Illustration-Of-A-Deer-With-Antlers-Resembling-Ray-Charles-Wearing-Shades-Playing-A-Piano-And-Singing.jpg." So descriptive. I also love the watermark. I mean, who wouldn't want to steal that image? It's genius.

The first picture is just funny because it looks like the deer is coming out of a vagina.

Oh, deer.

our pussies dancing

This shit seriously makes my day. Ah, good stuff. Found it on BibliOdyssey.

hilariously misguided

My aunt, god bless her, ever looking out for my immortal soul, left this piece of paper by my computer last night when I wasn't looking. It has a url on it: www.exwitch.com. I believe she's operating on the assumption that my religious views now are the same as they were 10 years ago, which they are definitely not. I find it quite funny. Even if I were still a fruity pagan instead of a disenchanted agnostic/dare-god-to-exist deist, it's just a total miss. But oh how she means well.

It's not her fault, really. She rebelled against her Catholic upbringing just like I did, only in a very different way. She is a super-Baptist missionary person, which is great for her. Something about China fits with her personality.

I'll give her props for trying, I guess. And being a sneaky shit about it.

Oh, the fam, and the complicated love I have for them. Le sigh. That's just how it goes.

p.s. I still think her "missionary work" is just a cover for the brothel she runs. (Not really. But it's terribly hilarious to think about.) Madame Elaine. Hahaha.