my new favorite song

This Party Just Took a Turn for the Douche
by Garfunkel and Oates
(captioned for your pleasure)



This song cracks me up. And these two girls are totally adorable. They have a song about gay marriage/duck sex which is pretty hilarious. Here is their website: garfunkelandoates.com.

I think I might be in love with them.

p.s. Favorite line: "Gonna pop my collar like Limbaugh pops oxy."

for krystal

Kermit: Hey, Debbie, what’s this I hear about you wanting to do a rainbow song?
Debbie: Yeah. I just dig songs about rainbows.
Kermit: Oh, good.
Debbie: I sent you a list.
Kermit: Yeah, I got the list. “Somewhere Over the Rainbow” and “I’m Always Chasing Rainbows.”
Debbie: Well, yeah, which one should I do?
Kermit: Well you left out one rainbow song.
Debbie: I did?
Kermit: Yeah. My rainbow song.
Debbie: Oh, that one. I thought you might be tired of that.
Kermit: Actually, no. I’m not tired of it at all.
Debbie: Well let’s do it then.
Kermit: Oh, good. I thought you’d never ask. It goes like this:


The Rainbow Connection

Why are there so many
Songs about rainbows
And what's on the other side
Rainbow's are visions
They're only illusions
And rainbows have nothing to hide
So we've been told and some chose to
Believe it
But I know they're wrong wait and see

Someday we'll find it
The Rainbow Connection
The lovers, the dreamers and me

Who said that every wish
Would be heard and answered
When wished on the morning star
Somebody thought of that
And someone believed it
And look what it's done so far
What's so amazing
That keeps us star gazing
What so we think we might see

Someday we'll find it
That Rainbow Connection
The lovers the dreamers and me

Have you been half asleep
And have you heard voices
I've heard them calling my name
Are these the sweet sounds that called
The young sailors
I think they're one and the same
I've heard it too many times to ignore it
There's something that I'm supposed to be

Someday we'll find it
The Rainbow Connection
The lovers, the dreamers and me

what was all that stuff i was saying about schlock?

I know it's gay, and a non sequitur, and the timing is all wrong, but I don't care. Plus, it was on the L-Word. Plus, this song has never made me cry, ever.



Ever.

p.s. It's subtitled.

nov 4, 2008

I promise I will get lyrics up as soon as I can.

i want to break free

I'm cross-posting this because it is that awesome. Lyrics here.