they say i'm mental but i'm just confused

I just pulled every book about Christmas we have off the shelves (there are ten or twelve, maybe). We also have two books about Kwanzaa, one about Jewish Holidays in general, and none about Ramadan. Merry Christmas. Merry saying "holiday" instead of "Christmas" doesn't make it any less about Christmas.

Merry I'm not ready for Christmas.

Merry you are all getting felt ornaments from me because I am broke.

Merry fuck my dad I don't want to see him.

Merry I'm lucky the school is only closed for eight days because I don't get paid holidays.

Merry maybe there will be more snow days because I do get paid for those.

Merry I don't want to assemble that fucking fake tree again this year.

Merry blah and bah humbug.

Merry it'll all work out and maybe I just need to listen to Eartha Kitt singing "Santa Baby" again.