which one of you jerks poured coffee in my hat?

I think I am supposed to make a list of ten little-known facts about myself. I thought about it a lot while I was taking a shower this morning, so, here goes.

1. Sometimes when I yawn I sound like Chewbacca.

2. I wear a grocery sack on my head when I shower to keep my hair from getting wet.

3. I love the song "American Pie."

4. I go to bed really early.

5. My all-time favorite Disney movie is Sleeping Beauty.

6. I am philosophically against hair removal, but I shave my armpit hair and pluck stray chin-hairs because they gross me out.

7. I like the same Australian lesbian porn as Emily's husband (common law) Jim.

8. Large cities scare the shit out of me.

9. I have a deviated septum and a polyp in one of my nasal sinuses.

10. I was admitted psych inpatient once (in a scared straight sort of way) and it was horrible.

The end.