I think I am supposed to make a list of ten little-known facts about myself. I thought about it a lot while I was taking a shower this morning, so, here goes.
1. Sometimes when I yawn I sound like Chewbacca.
2. I wear a grocery sack on my head when I shower to keep my hair from getting wet.
3. I love the song "American Pie."
4. I go to bed really early.
5. My all-time favorite Disney movie is Sleeping Beauty.
6. I am philosophically against hair removal, but I shave my armpit hair and pluck stray chin-hairs because they gross me out.
7. I like the same Australian lesbian porn as Emily's husband (common law) Jim.
8. Large cities scare the shit out of me.
9. I have a deviated septum and a polyp in one of my nasal sinuses.
10. I was admitted psych inpatient once (in a scared straight sort of way) and it was horrible.
The end.
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attention future generations: i'm still calling that a win!
My chin hairs haven't started growing in yet. I know they will. Mel had them. I never thought they were gross, per se. But a whole lot scratchy for making out. I used to whine about it, even though it bothered her more than me and she always plucked constantly. Now I have the common law man, who grew a full beard the day after we started dating. That's kharma.
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