christmas in january

The Whole Foods Christmas party was (or, rather, is going on until midnight) tonight at Blue Dome. I went for a couple of hours. It was neat. They had the place decorated and there was yummy food and free booze and some adorable babies. One of them was really cute but he had on a shirt that said "100% Boy," which makes me think his parents are trying to convince everyone he's not a hermaphrodite or something. Why else would you put a shirt like that on a kid?

I had fun. All the cute Whole Foods lesbians who are dating each other were there. I left at around 8 so I could come home and do homework. Because I am just that awesome.

And now I am going to bed because it is 9:30 and that is awfully late.