gay dog brothel

Apparently I completely forgot to mention that my aunt's brothel is a gay brothel. With doggie daycare for gay dogs only. Straight dogs get eaten. Not by other dogs. That would be cannibalism. The dogs eat straight people.

It's really a perfect system that addresses both human and canine overpopulation. China should really be endorsing gay dog brothels. It's like A Modest Proposal, only gayer. And brothel-er. And hilarious-er.

See. My aunt is a pioneer. Revolutionary. In a perfect world, her work in gay dog brothels might win her the Nobel Prize someday. Sadly, though, she may never be recognized as the genius she is. She is ahead of her time.

Give it like 100 years. They'll be writing books about her.